Hasi k rasto pe chala karo. Khusiyo ki mehek liya karo pyar se dil ko chhuwa karo jaha tumhe gum nazar aaye to iss nacheez ko yaad kar liya karo.
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Q Jab Apko Koi Na Dekh Raha Ho Or Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rahe Ho Or 1 Bohat Mota Geeli Geeli Dhaar vala Naak Ka Chuuhaa Aapki Ungli Par Chipak Jaye To Ap Kahan Malna Pasand Karenge?
A Bed K Kone Per ?
B Sofay Per ?
C Kisi Dewar Per?
D Ya Uski Boll Banayenge?
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Reply kijiye, Warna Main Samjhunga Ke Aap Use Khaa Gaye!!
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Funny but true THOUGH in the past, nobody had a watch but Everyone had Time. now Everyone has a watch but nobody has Time.
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Dont keep Ur Dreams in Ur Eyes, They May Fall as Tears
keep Them in Ur Heart, So that Evry HeartBeat May Remind U to Convert it into Reality.
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Zindgi 1 abhilasha he
Kya gazab iski paribhasha he
Zindgi kya he Mat pucho Dosto
Sawar gayi to Dulhan aur bikhar gayi to Tamasha hai.
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Sham ki shama me ek tasvir nazar aati hai. Tab in hothon se ek baat nikal aati hai. Kab hogi apse ji bhar ke baat. Bas yhi soch ke har raat nikal jati
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Baadal chale gaye hai zor-shor ke sath
ole gir rahe hai tufan ke sath
Har pal dhyan rakho apni girlfriend ka
kahi thand ke maare so na jaye kisi aur ke saath
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Wenevr a question is unsettled, just toss a coin.. it does not give the answer but when the coin is in air, u know wat ur heart is hoping for..!!try this!!
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Impressive lines
Manzil mil hi jayegi,
Bhatak kar hi sahi..
Gumrah to wo hain,
Jo ghar se nikle hi nahi.... -)
Good night -)
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Dost dost nahi khuda hota hai,mahsus tab hota hai jab vo juda hota hai.bina dost ke jina ek saza hota hai,aur dost aap jaisa ho to jivan 1 tohfa hota.
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Hum apko 1 bar bs 1 bar dekhna chahte h
apse milna chahte h
Par ye log bahut zalim hain
Mujhe ap se milne nhi dete
kehte hai
ZOO band hai
Kal aana. ! ?
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Kasti K Musafir Ne Samndar Nhi Dekha,Ankho Ko Dekha Par Dil Me Utar K Nhi Dekha Pathar Samjhte H Mere Chahne wale Mujhe,Hum To Mom The Kisi Ne Chukar Nhi Dekha.
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@ . . . (\ _.' '. _/\_ ',',
sorry yaar,Jorse lagi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha isliye kar di
Don't mind Saaf Kar lena...
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No Tear
No Fear
Khao"kurkure"
Aur piyo"bear"
Kyuki o my"dear"
1 din bad hai
NEW YEAR
Yad rakhna sabse phle wish kiya h humne.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011..!
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Mere_hath_me
tera_hath_ho,
tere_hath_me
baju_wale_ka hath_ho,
baju_wale_ ke
hath_me_mera hath_ho,
fir
fir kya?
Hamu kaka_baba na poriya kondawliyo khelA dU
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Chhod Diye Wo Dhande
Jin K Anjam The Gande
Pure 2 din Nek Kamo Me Bitaunga
Ab 2010 Ke Baad Hi Nayi ladki Pataunga
(",)/~ Ht jao
/\ Mandir Jane do;-)
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.+" "I" "+. ". wish ." "+.U.+"
%"?"?""?"?"%
% HAPPY %
% NEW YEAR %
% 2011 %
%"?"?"?"?"% dekhi meri yari 2 din pehle Baazi maari.
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INVITATION to all my dear Frnds-
4 A NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010,11 pm
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalifa DUBAI.
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Zarur ana;-)
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God bless n keep u safe,not only today bt throughout life that is coming ur way.May d year to follow be among d best u ever spent,Happy year
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Sarre tension ho jaye 9-2-11,
kismat mai khule khushiyon ka phawwara,
Naya saal rahe sab se nyaara ..
Happy New Year
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Night is a
nice gift
so open
the gift
by closing
ur eyes
u will c
d another world waiting for u.
Enjoy it with a lot of sweet dreamz...
Good night
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Padhai k sath sath ishq bhi jaruri h.
Ishq ke bina student life adhuri h.
Dono ko nibhana padta h.
1me dimag to 1me
DIL lagana padta he.
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Har Pal,
Har Waqt,
Har Din,
Har Lamha,
Har Aahat,
Har Ehsaas Aur
Dil ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai.......
.
.
.
BaaP re BaaP KYa THAND Pad Rahi hai''
Friendship is not measured
Thankz 4 being thr...
Gud mrng..
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Rule of success
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to his advice;-)
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Maine apne dil se pucha, pyaar aur dosti me kya fark h?
awaaj ayi..
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mera kaam blood supply krne ka hai.. chichori batein mt kiya kar. gandu!!
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Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Farq Hai
Ki
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte Hai
Or
Is
Dil
Me SIRF
Aap
Ki "Bhabhi" rahegi
KAMINO
Har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo..Gn
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Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhod Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhod Do.
Tmhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhod Do
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Heart breakng line by a me- ''i trust on whisky more then a girl''
coz i can afford to damage my kidney but not my heart!
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Japan's proverb
If 1 can do it,U 2 can do it
If none can do,U mus do.
our versn
If 1can do it,let him do it
If none can do it
Toh hum kya ukhaad lege. #NAME?
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Dosto k liye ajab misal he hum,
sacche dost ki pehchan he hum
ye to nhi kehte hum SULTAN MIRZA h MUMBAI k,
Lekin..
civil branch
k
'DABANGG' insan h hum..!
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A heart touching fact of a soldier explained in a poem-
If i die in a battle zone,
box me up n send me home.
Put my medals on my chest,
l my mom i did my best.
l my love not 2 cry,
coz i m a soldier born 2 die.
A great Salute 2 all our brave soldiers who fight for us 24X7 without any fear so that we can live safely -)
JAI HIND -)
we often frward all spcial day sms , but we 4get 2 credit the real heroes of our country -)
i request the youth of our country 2 show intrest n remember dis day also along wid other spcl days u oftn remembr -/
Dis day is 4 them, d soldiers -)
jai hind -
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Aao jhuk kar Salaam karen unko, jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai, khushnasib hota hai wo khoon jo Desh ke kaam aata hai. "HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY".
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Ek sacha dost wahi hai jo apka pehla aansu pochh le.dusra aansu rok le.or agar tisra ansu aya to jor se thapad mare or kahe "le ab Achchhe se hi ro le."
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Yatri Krupya Dhyan De
Sapno Ki Nagri JaneWali
Sweet Dreams Express
Palko K Platform Pe Aa Rahi H,
Swt Yatriyo Se Nivedan H
K Wo Turant
SO JAYE..
Good Night
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Dil ne socha aap ko sms karu..
Fir khayal aaya dil to pagal hai..
Fir socha dil pagal hai to kya hua?
Padnewala konsa normal hai..!
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I Like Ur Messages,
Not Bcoz They R Funny,
Not Bcoz They R Sweet,
Not Bcoz They R Entertaining,
But, Bcoz They Reminds Me That
U REMEMBER ME
Gud noon -)
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Kuch to duniyadari rakho,
kuch to dosti yari rakho
call to tum krte Nhi
sms hi jari rkho
jab sms b Nhi karna
toh!
mobile almari me rkho.
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God-Wats ur wish?
Studnt-Plz mujhe meri school life louta do.
God-Beta mene tumhe wish mangne ko kha,
jannat
nhi...
Frwrd 2 al ur school frnDs -)
G n
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Mandiro Me Hath Jode Jate Hai Masjido" Me Hath Failaye Jate Hai, Dosti" Hi 1 Aisa Jazba Hai,Jaha Hath"Jode Ya Felaye"Nai "Milaye"Jate Hai
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Uske dar pe "Sukun" milta h,
uski"Ibadat"se noor milta h,
jo jhuk gaya
SHIV k sajde me,
use kuch na kuch zaroor milta h.
Om Namah Shivai.
Happy shivratri..
Gm
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Wo kaunsi cheez he jo fridge me rakhne k baad v garam rehti he?
Nahi pata??
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.
Ans
.
Garam Masala
.))~
Genius Hu par Kbi Gurur nhi kiya^.^
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College me Lecture chal rha tha
1ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar gya
Lecturer ye bahar Q gya
Ladke ka dost sir! usko nindme chalne ki bimari hy....
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@ . . . (\ _.' '. _/\_ ',',
sorry yaar,Jorse lagi thi.
Tumhara Inbox Khali tha isliye kar di
Don't mind Saaf Kar lena...
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Kamzor Dil Wale Log Ye Msg Na Padhe
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YAAR 1000/- Ka Recharge karva de.!!!
Pls...
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Bill gates gav Rs.50 tip 2 d waitr
Wtr Sir,Yestrdy ur son gav 500 & U gav only 50
Bill He\'s a son of a millionaire & Im a son of FARMER,
....... -)
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Arrnge mariage is lyk passing by road & unfortunay snake bites u...
But luv marriage is like dancing in front of cobra and singing
chumma chumma de de -
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Garma Garam.. ; ; ; ; ; ;
c(".") c(".") """ """
Special CHAI
.
Ek apke liye
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.
Or
Dusri b aapke liye
Qki
Dono me makkhi gir gai hai.gud mrng
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Kisiko
Bhi
Mat
Batana...
Ki
Maine
Aap ko
Khali
SMS
Bhejkar
POPAT
Banaya<=ge
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<('_')> Kaan ( ( khol kr JL Sunlo
agr 5 minte me koi sms nhi aya.?
?
?
to ?
to?
to?
thori der baad kr dena
koi JALDI nahi hai.
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Niche dekho apna NEW YEAR GIFT
Dil karta hai, Zor se KAAN ke niche 2. lagaun.
Aaj new year hai kya...!
Chale aaye gift lene..
Ge
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Pls.start a chain of prayers for all the people hit by the Earthquake an Tsunami in Japan, and also that the intensity is reduced before it reaches other Countries.. Pls.don't break it. This is the least we can do.... God bless all...prey for them who lost their life in this disaster god bless you
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SO RAHE HO.
BHUL GAYE ?
?
?
CHALO UTHO ?
SUSU KAR KE SONA.___
( ".)< )_, - - . LL ., ,.SAHBAAS ! AB.. SO JAO.
Good night.
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Ajib dastan hoti h dosti ki
Ladna, milne se bhi acha lagta hai.
Lad k manane wale b hote hai kuchh
To kuchh ko chidhana acha lagta h ..
Dost k muh se kuch sun-ne k liye
Kabhi jhuk jana bhi acha lagta h..
Safar train ka ho ya zindagi ka..
Khatm hi nai hoti baatein..
Phir b khamosh reh kar muskurana acha lagta hai..
4 dosto mein lgta hai..
mil gayi puri duniya..
Baki sb bhul jana acha lgta hai.
Yaro hamesha sath rehna
tmhara yarana acha lgta hai..
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Ye Duniya B Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hai TO
Wo AapkO Bebkuf Samajhti Hai
Aur Jab Bolte Hai To UnKa Shaq Yaken Me Badal Jata He
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Hi
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Jis tarah ladkiyo ki sankhya ghat rahi hai.., usse aane wale time me marriage card kuch aise hoge..
'RAju & BABLU' wed "GUDDI,.
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Luv nvr dies.It rmains 4evr
&
evr
&
evr
&
evr
&
evr
&
evr
Only...
Partner chngs.
So,keep luving d LATEST VERSION.
Ye h YOUNGISTAN meri jaan.
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BHOOT raat ko viraniyo me Q ghumte hai ?
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Khair chhodo,ye tumhara personal mamlaa hai... Jaha marzi ghumo firo....
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Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rhna!
Abi Msg Kr Diya H,
Q ki 3 din baad Paise Katenge
HAPPy Holy in advance 2u
tyohar Apni Jagah h,
aur bill Apni Jagah..
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Tamam
Khubsurat
Logon ko warning di jati h
k
K
K
K
K
K
K
K
K
K
K
Sorry dear ye warning sirf khubsurat logon k liye hai-aap apna
Kaam kro. -
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Daru ki khushbu
Gutke ki mithas
Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag
bhaang k pakode
or wills ka pyar
mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar "HAPPYHOLI"
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Pyar k rango se bharo pichkari,Sneh k rang se rang do duniya sari,Y rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli,Aapko mubarak ho rango se bhari apno ki holi.
HAPPY HOLI
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Yamraj (Gusse me) Yamdut se Mene tuje kaha tha ki "Ja..Pan lekar aa."
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Aur tu Gadha,
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Japan lekar a Aagaya!!
gud mrng..!
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Kya Dost Sorela hai..??
teri bahut memory aareli thi.
akhha world me apunko ekich to tera mafik dost mila. miss to karegaiach na.
BOLE TO GUD WALI MORNG. -)
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I really Apreciate your "BRAIN",
which is divided in 2 parts,
right & left.
1. In right nothing is left.
2. In left nothing is right.. -)
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Vajpayee ws talking abt- Family Planning in Parliament....
Laalu got Angry...
n said
Hey dude...
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How much would it cost if Mayawati spoke to Atal Vajpayee...for 15 mins on mobile..?
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Nothing!!..Coz VIRGIN to VIRGIN is free,
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HEER-MAI Tumhare Ishq Me
Barbaad Ho Gayi, Lut Gayi,
Ruswa Ho Gayi..
RAANJHA-To kamini Me Kon Sa IPS OFFICER Ban Gaya..!
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Koi naya SmS aaya hai tere paas?
. . . Agar hai to . . . . .
Kaghaz pe likh k??GAND ME DABA LE. . SEND TO TERE SE HOGA NAHI. -);-)
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Shikwa KisiKa Na Fariyad KisiKi
Honi Thi Yuhi Zindagi Barbad KisiKi
Ehsaas Mita,Kasak Miti,Or Miti Ummide
SAb Mit Gaya Par Na Miti Yaad KisiKi.
@Gm@
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A Smile Is The Lighting System Of The Face,Cooling System Of Head And
Healing System Of Heart.So Keep Smiling All Day.Have A Nice Day.
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Train Me khadi ladki Ne platform Par khade Ladke se Pucha-Kaun Sa Station Hai..?
Ladka- kiss karne Do Toh Bataunga
Ladki-Hey Bhagwan! indore Aa Gaya..
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(__),,=.____
\','/ .
jao go mata jao
jo mujhe msg nai krte unke mobile par GOBAR kar ao.
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Frnshp is silent gift of nature
More old more strong
More care more respect
Less words more undrstandng
Less meetings more feelings..... -)
Beautiful Words !!
Success Never Depend On The Size Of Ur Brain
Truth Of The Life -
Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai,
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A new generation way to insult people!
A boy to a rude girl
If i ever want to commit suicide, i'll jump from your ego level to your IQ level!
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Great attitude By the world's coolest person shakespear -
If you like Me.. Raise your Hands..!
Lines 4 d busy frndz...
Mil jaye uljhano se fursat to zara sochna...
Ki...
Kya sirf fursaton me yaad karne tak ka hi rishta hai hum se...?
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Ye keh kr Mere Dushman Mujhe haste hue chhod gaye,
Ki
Tere Apne hi kaafi hain Tujhe rulane k liye. . . -(
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Wen u count ur best frenz, dnt count me, wen u count close frenz, dnt count me, but wen u realy need a frnd
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Bula lena!
unhi ko jinko count kiya tha. -
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Kisi tute hue dil kE shayar ne kya khoob kaha hai-
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Kash tu maut hoti
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kash tu maut hoti
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Toh ik na ik din meri jaroor hoti..
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A frustrated mesage from Rajnikant to all
Saalo ek limit hoti hai..
But Now- "KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL.." ;)gn.sd.tc
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Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious.
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Teri khushi se he nhi gum se bhi rista hai mera,ye jo teri zindgi h wo 1 hissa hai mera,dosti tujhse lafzon ki nhi h,tujhse to dil ka rista hai mera.
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Dedicatd 2 all ma frenz.
Bigdi hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h,
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.
kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayak the,
or kuch tum sab ki Sangat ki meharbani h!! -)
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Lonely hours r the best hours of life because it's the only time we share our deepest secrets with the most trusted person in the world.
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Char Line Paish Kar Raha Hun, Agar Pasand Aaye To Taliyan Bajakar Wah-Wah Dekar Navaziega.
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Shukriya Shukriya;-)
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Q Jab Apko Koi Na Dekh Raha Ho Or Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rahe Ho Or 1 Bohat Mota Geeli Geeli Dhaar vala Naak Ka Chuuhaa Aapki Ungli Par Chipak Jaye To Ap Kahan Malna Pasand Karenge?
A Bed K Kone Per ?
B Sofay Per ?
C Kisi Dewar Per?
D Ya Uski Boll Banayenge?
-
Reply kijiye, Warna Main Samjhunga Ke Aap Use Khaa Gaye!!
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Funny but true THOUGH in the past, nobody had a watch but Everyone had Time. now Everyone has a watch but nobody has Time.
-
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Dont keep Ur Dreams in Ur Eyes, They May Fall as Tears
keep Them in Ur Heart, So that Evry HeartBeat May Remind U to Convert it into Reality.
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Zindgi 1 abhilasha he
Kya gazab iski paribhasha he
Zindgi kya he Mat pucho Dosto
Sawar gayi to Dulhan aur bikhar gayi to Tamasha hai.
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Sham ki shama me ek tasvir nazar aati hai. Tab in hothon se ek baat nikal aati hai. Kab hogi apse ji bhar ke baat. Bas yhi soch ke har raat nikal jati
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Baadal chale gaye hai zor-shor ke sath
ole gir rahe hai tufan ke sath
Har pal dhyan rakho apni girlfriend ka
kahi thand ke maare so na jaye kisi aur ke saath
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Wenevr a question is unsettled, just toss a coin.. it does not give the answer but when the coin is in air, u know wat ur heart is hoping for..!!try this!!
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Impressive lines
Manzil mil hi jayegi,
Bhatak kar hi sahi..
Gumrah to wo hain,
Jo ghar se nikle hi nahi.... -)
Good night -)
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Dost dost nahi khuda hota hai,mahsus tab hota hai jab vo juda hota hai.bina dost ke jina ek saza hota hai,aur dost aap jaisa ho to jivan 1 tohfa hota.
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Hum apko 1 bar bs 1 bar dekhna chahte h
apse milna chahte h
Par ye log bahut zalim hain
Mujhe ap se milne nhi dete
kehte hai
ZOO band hai
Kal aana. ! ?
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Kasti K Musafir Ne Samndar Nhi Dekha,Ankho Ko Dekha Par Dil Me Utar K Nhi Dekha Pathar Samjhte H Mere Chahne wale Mujhe,Hum To Mom The Kisi Ne Chukar Nhi Dekha.
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@ . . . (\ _.' '. _/\_ ',',
sorry yaar,Jorse lagi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha isliye kar di
Don't mind Saaf Kar lena...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No Tear
No Fear
Khao"kurkure"
Aur piyo"bear"
Kyuki o my"dear"
1 din bad hai
NEW YEAR
Yad rakhna sabse phle wish kiya h humne.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011..!
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Mere_hath_me
tera_hath_ho,
tere_hath_me
baju_wale_ka hath_ho,
baju_wale_ ke
hath_me_mera hath_ho,
fir
fir kya?
Hamu kaka_baba na poriya kondawliyo khelA dU
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Chhod Diye Wo Dhande
Jin K Anjam The Gande
Pure 2 din Nek Kamo Me Bitaunga
Ab 2010 Ke Baad Hi Nayi ladki Pataunga
(",)/~ Ht jao
/\ Mandir Jane do;-)
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.+" "I" "+. ". wish ." "+.U.+"
%"?"?""?"?"%
% HAPPY %
% NEW YEAR %
% 2011 %
%"?"?"?"?"% dekhi meri yari 2 din pehle Baazi maari.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
INVITATION to all my dear Frnds-
4 A NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010,11 pm
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalifa DUBAI.
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Zarur ana;-)
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God bless n keep u safe,not only today bt throughout life that is coming ur way.May d year to follow be among d best u ever spent,Happy year
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Sarre tension ho jaye 9-2-11,
kismat mai khule khushiyon ka phawwara,
Naya saal rahe sab se nyaara ..
Happy New Year
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Night is a
nice gift
so open
the gift
by closing
ur eyes
u will c
d another world waiting for u.
Enjoy it with a lot of sweet dreamz...
Good night
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Padhai k sath sath ishq bhi jaruri h.
Ishq ke bina student life adhuri h.
Dono ko nibhana padta h.
1me dimag to 1me
DIL lagana padta he.
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Har Pal,
Har Waqt,
Har Din,
Har Lamha,
Har Aahat,
Har Ehsaas Aur
Dil ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai.......
.
.
.
BaaP re BaaP KYa THAND Pad Rahi hai''
Friendship is not measured
Thankz 4 being thr...
Gud mrng..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rule of success
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
and act exactly opposite to his advice;-)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Maine apne dil se pucha, pyaar aur dosti me kya fark h?
awaaj ayi..
.
.
.
mera kaam blood supply krne ka hai.. chichori batein mt kiya kar. gandu!!
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Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Farq Hai
Ki
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte Hai
Or
Is
Dil
Me SIRF
Aap
Ki "Bhabhi" rahegi
KAMINO
Har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo..Gn
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Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhod Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhod Do.
Tmhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhod Do
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Heart breakng line by a me- ''i trust on whisky more then a girl''
coz i can afford to damage my kidney but not my heart!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Japan's proverb
If 1 can do it,U 2 can do it
If none can do,U mus do.
our versn
If 1can do it,let him do it
If none can do it
Toh hum kya ukhaad lege. #NAME?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dosto k liye ajab misal he hum,
sacche dost ki pehchan he hum
ye to nhi kehte hum SULTAN MIRZA h MUMBAI k,
Lekin..
civil branch
k
'DABANGG' insan h hum..!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A heart touching fact of a soldier explained in a poem-
If i die in a battle zone,
box me up n send me home.
Put my medals on my chest,
l my mom i did my best.
l my love not 2 cry,
coz i m a soldier born 2 die.
A great Salute 2 all our brave soldiers who fight for us 24X7 without any fear so that we can live safely -)
JAI HIND -)
we often frward all spcial day sms , but we 4get 2 credit the real heroes of our country -)
i request the youth of our country 2 show intrest n remember dis day also along wid other spcl days u oftn remembr -/
Dis day is 4 them, d soldiers -)
jai hind -
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Aao jhuk kar Salaam karen unko, jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai, khushnasib hota hai wo khoon jo Desh ke kaam aata hai. "HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY".
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Ek sacha dost wahi hai jo apka pehla aansu pochh le.dusra aansu rok le.or agar tisra ansu aya to jor se thapad mare or kahe "le ab Achchhe se hi ro le."
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Yatri Krupya Dhyan De
Sapno Ki Nagri JaneWali
Sweet Dreams Express
Palko K Platform Pe Aa Rahi H,
Swt Yatriyo Se Nivedan H
K Wo Turant
SO JAYE..
Good Night
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Dil ne socha aap ko sms karu..
Fir khayal aaya dil to pagal hai..
Fir socha dil pagal hai to kya hua?
Padnewala konsa normal hai..!
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I Like Ur Messages,
Not Bcoz They R Funny,
Not Bcoz They R Sweet,
Not Bcoz They R Entertaining,
But, Bcoz They Reminds Me That
U REMEMBER ME
Gud noon -)
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Kuch to duniyadari rakho,
kuch to dosti yari rakho
call to tum krte Nhi
sms hi jari rkho
jab sms b Nhi karna
toh!
mobile almari me rkho.
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God-Wats ur wish?
Studnt-Plz mujhe meri school life louta do.
God-Beta mene tumhe wish mangne ko kha,
jannat
nhi...
Frwrd 2 al ur school frnDs -)
G n
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Mandiro Me Hath Jode Jate Hai Masjido" Me Hath Failaye Jate Hai, Dosti" Hi 1 Aisa Jazba Hai,Jaha Hath"Jode Ya Felaye"Nai "Milaye"Jate Hai
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Uske dar pe "Sukun" milta h,
uski"Ibadat"se noor milta h,
jo jhuk gaya
SHIV k sajde me,
use kuch na kuch zaroor milta h.
Om Namah Shivai.
Happy shivratri..
Gm
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Wo kaunsi cheez he jo fridge me rakhne k baad v garam rehti he?
Nahi pata??
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Ans
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Garam Masala
.))~
Genius Hu par Kbi Gurur nhi kiya^.^
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College me Lecture chal rha tha
1ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar gya
Lecturer ye bahar Q gya
Ladke ka dost sir! usko nindme chalne ki bimari hy....
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@ . . . (\ _.' '. _/\_ ',',
sorry yaar,Jorse lagi thi.
Tumhara Inbox Khali tha isliye kar di
Don't mind Saaf Kar lena...
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Kamzor Dil Wale Log Ye Msg Na Padhe
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YAAR 1000/- Ka Recharge karva de.!!!
Pls...
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Bill gates gav Rs.50 tip 2 d waitr
Wtr Sir,Yestrdy ur son gav 500 & U gav only 50
Bill He\'s a son of a millionaire & Im a son of FARMER,
....... -)
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Arrnge mariage is lyk passing by road & unfortunay snake bites u...
But luv marriage is like dancing in front of cobra and singing
chumma chumma de de -
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Garma Garam.. ; ; ; ; ; ;
c(".") c(".") """ """
Special CHAI
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Ek apke liye
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Or
Dusri b aapke liye
Qki
Dono me makkhi gir gai hai.gud mrng
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Kisiko
Bhi
Mat
Batana...
Ki
Maine
Aap ko
Khali
SMS
Bhejkar
POPAT
Banaya<=ge
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<('_')> Kaan ( ( khol kr JL Sunlo
agr 5 minte me koi sms nhi aya.?
?
?
to ?
to?
to?
thori der baad kr dena
koi JALDI nahi hai.
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Niche dekho apna NEW YEAR GIFT
Dil karta hai, Zor se KAAN ke niche 2. lagaun.
Aaj new year hai kya...!
Chale aaye gift lene..
Ge
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Pls.start a chain of prayers for all the people hit by the Earthquake an Tsunami in Japan, and also that the intensity is reduced before it reaches other Countries.. Pls.don't break it. This is the least we can do.... God bless all...prey for them who lost their life in this disaster god bless you
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SO RAHE HO.
BHUL GAYE ?
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CHALO UTHO ?
SUSU KAR KE SONA.___
( ".)< )_, - - . LL ., ,.SAHBAAS ! AB.. SO JAO.
Good night.
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Ajib dastan hoti h dosti ki
Ladna, milne se bhi acha lagta hai.
Lad k manane wale b hote hai kuchh
To kuchh ko chidhana acha lagta h ..
Dost k muh se kuch sun-ne k liye
Kabhi jhuk jana bhi acha lagta h..
Safar train ka ho ya zindagi ka..
Khatm hi nai hoti baatein..
Phir b khamosh reh kar muskurana acha lagta hai..
4 dosto mein lgta hai..
mil gayi puri duniya..
Baki sb bhul jana acha lgta hai.
Yaro hamesha sath rehna
tmhara yarana acha lgta hai..
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Ye Duniya B Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hai TO
Wo AapkO Bebkuf Samajhti Hai
Aur Jab Bolte Hai To UnKa Shaq Yaken Me Badal Jata He
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Hi
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Jis tarah ladkiyo ki sankhya ghat rahi hai.., usse aane wale time me marriage card kuch aise hoge..
'RAju & BABLU' wed "GUDDI,.
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Luv nvr dies.It rmains 4evr
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evr
&
evr
&
evr
Only...
Partner chngs.
So,keep luving d LATEST VERSION.
Ye h YOUNGISTAN meri jaan.
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BHOOT raat ko viraniyo me Q ghumte hai ?
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Khair chhodo,ye tumhara personal mamlaa hai... Jaha marzi ghumo firo....
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Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rhna!
Abi Msg Kr Diya H,
Q ki 3 din baad Paise Katenge
HAPPy Holy in advance 2u
tyohar Apni Jagah h,
aur bill Apni Jagah..
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Tamam
Khubsurat
Logon ko warning di jati h
k
K
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K
K
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K
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Sorry dear ye warning sirf khubsurat logon k liye hai-aap apna
Kaam kro. -
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Daru ki khushbu
Gutke ki mithas
Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag
bhaang k pakode
or wills ka pyar
mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar "HAPPYHOLI"
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Pyar k rango se bharo pichkari,Sneh k rang se rang do duniya sari,Y rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli,Aapko mubarak ho rango se bhari apno ki holi.
HAPPY HOLI
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Yamraj (Gusse me) Yamdut se Mene tuje kaha tha ki "Ja..Pan lekar aa."
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Aur tu Gadha,
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Japan lekar a Aagaya!!
gud mrng..!
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Kya Dost Sorela hai..??
teri bahut memory aareli thi.
akhha world me apunko ekich to tera mafik dost mila. miss to karegaiach na.
BOLE TO GUD WALI MORNG. -)
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I really Apreciate your "BRAIN",
which is divided in 2 parts,
right & left.
1. In right nothing is left.
2. In left nothing is right.. -)
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Vajpayee ws talking abt- Family Planning in Parliament....
Laalu got Angry...
n said
Hey dude...
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How much would it cost if Mayawati spoke to Atal Vajpayee...for 15 mins on mobile..?
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Nothing!!..Coz VIRGIN to VIRGIN is free,
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HEER-MAI Tumhare Ishq Me
Barbaad Ho Gayi, Lut Gayi,
Ruswa Ho Gayi..
RAANJHA-To kamini Me Kon Sa IPS OFFICER Ban Gaya..!
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Koi naya SmS aaya hai tere paas?
. . . Agar hai to . . . . .
Kaghaz pe likh k??GAND ME DABA LE. . SEND TO TERE SE HOGA NAHI. -);-)
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Shikwa KisiKa Na Fariyad KisiKi
Honi Thi Yuhi Zindagi Barbad KisiKi
Ehsaas Mita,Kasak Miti,Or Miti Ummide
SAb Mit Gaya Par Na Miti Yaad KisiKi.
@Gm@
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A Smile Is The Lighting System Of The Face,Cooling System Of Head And
Healing System Of Heart.So Keep Smiling All Day.Have A Nice Day.
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Train Me khadi ladki Ne platform Par khade Ladke se Pucha-Kaun Sa Station Hai..?
Ladka- kiss karne Do Toh Bataunga
Ladki-Hey Bhagwan! indore Aa Gaya..
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(__),,=.____
\','/ .
jao go mata jao
jo mujhe msg nai krte unke mobile par GOBAR kar ao.
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Frnshp is silent gift of nature
More old more strong
More care more respect
Less words more undrstandng
Less meetings more feelings..... -)
Beautiful Words !!
Success Never Depend On The Size Of Ur Brain
Truth Of The Life -
Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai,
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A new generation way to insult people!
A boy to a rude girl
If i ever want to commit suicide, i'll jump from your ego level to your IQ level!
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Great attitude By the world's coolest person shakespear -
If you like Me.. Raise your Hands..!
Lines 4 d busy frndz...
Mil jaye uljhano se fursat to zara sochna...
Ki...
Kya sirf fursaton me yaad karne tak ka hi rishta hai hum se...?
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Ye keh kr Mere Dushman Mujhe haste hue chhod gaye,
Ki
Tere Apne hi kaafi hain Tujhe rulane k liye. . . -(
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Wen u count ur best frenz, dnt count me, wen u count close frenz, dnt count me, but wen u realy need a frnd
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Bula lena!
unhi ko jinko count kiya tha. -
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Kisi tute hue dil kE shayar ne kya khoob kaha hai-
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Kash tu maut hoti
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kash tu maut hoti
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Toh ik na ik din meri jaroor hoti..
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A frustrated mesage from Rajnikant to all
Saalo ek limit hoti hai..
But Now- "KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL.." ;)gn.sd.tc
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Whats d difference between ppl who pray in Temples and ppl who pray in Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres r damn serious.
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Teri khushi se he nhi gum se bhi rista hai mera,ye jo teri zindgi h wo 1 hissa hai mera,dosti tujhse lafzon ki nhi h,tujhse to dil ka rista hai mera.
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Dedicatd 2 all ma frenz.
Bigdi hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h,
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kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayak the,
or kuch tum sab ki Sangat ki meharbani h!! -)
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Lonely hours r the best hours of life because it's the only time we share our deepest secrets with the most trusted person in the world.
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Char Line Paish Kar Raha Hun, Agar Pasand Aaye To Taliyan Bajakar Wah-Wah Dekar Navaziega.
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Shukriya Shukriya;-)
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